Nathan's Laserium: Paleoetry

I took another trip down  to the Royal Tyrrell Museum in Drumheller, Alberta a few days ago. A world class dinosaur museum situated in the middle of one of the finest fossil beds on Earth. It's kind of one of my happy places. Over the years I've written a few silly little odes to dinosaurs and other extinct organisms, I call it:

Paleoetry

 

Uintatherium, Uintatherium

I want to honor you in my Laserium

For you are the coolest beast that I know

out of all the ones that isn't a dino

a badass supercharged rhino!

 

Eotriceratops xerinsularis, can I call you Ted?
You're a horned dinosaur with a gigantic head
I wish you were still alive and not quite so dead
Eotriceratops xerinsularis, whom I call Ted.

 

Ode to Nemicolopterus crypticus


Tiny little pterosaur, hello!
You seem like a cute little fellow
Flying around on your tiny wings
Looking around for shiny things
How did you get so small and shrinked?
I would ask you but you're extinct!

 

Devil Frog Devil Frog!

 

Beelzebufo, devil frog
You start out life as a pollywog
But then you grow to epic size
Truly you are the Lord of Flies
You're the top toad, the amphibial apex
But you're no match for Mr. T-Rex!

 

Parapropalaehoplophorus septentrionalis . . . 

. . . never mind.

 

- Nathan Waddell