Hi! I finally caved and joined Twitter.
Testing testing 1-2-3 is this thing on? LOL.
Can you hear me? Anyone?
I feel invisible.
I wrote a poem
and it’s so so good
now to post it online
sit back and wait for the
to roll in
I ask my roommate
Hey did you read my blog?
Oh, uh, yeah. What was it again?
A poem. I called it 'LOL'
Oh right. It was great! Gotta go!
Later, loser. Hit refresh on your way out.
Very good dear it indeed make me "laughing out loud"
140 Characters 2: The Tweetening
lol zomg idk jk smh
please RT and fave ok
Come into my office please
he said all too sweetly
and your stomach churned
you steel yourself
for his aggressive eye
and suggestive mouth
as you move to comply
he looks at you
it feels like ooze
Some people have been
about your posts on Facebook
What? you stammer
b-but those are just
We don't want to make anyone
This is a church after all
140 Characters Version 3.0
Twitter's restrictions can be a bit tuff
140chars is never enuff
I s'pose things cudda been worse
imagine if tweets haddabe written in verse
#Hashtag: A TED Talk
It's a truism that #language is like life
it can adapt it can #evolve it can change
even fission into new #species aka dialects
the advent of the #internet accelerates this process
as we've seen with #emoticons and leetspeak and LOLCats
and now of course for the written word we have the #hashtag
it brings to mind the great #Cambrian Explosion of half a billion years ago
when #geologically speaking dozens of phyla spontaneously erupted
and advanced #lifeforms radiated outwards taking over our planet
of course many if not most of these species went #extinct
when they were wiped out by a bigass #asteroid
140 Characters IV: The Voyage Home
This is @nora21's wife. I'm sorry to say she passed away last night. She asked me to give her love & thanks to u all. You helped her so much
I blame the iPhone and instagram
for the epidemic of epic self-pics
celebrity culture and the cult of Narcissus
vanity and vapidity and stupidity
but here's a little known fact for you
the duckface selfie
invented by Mexican drug lords
to defeat facial recognition software
140 Characters Part 5 The AllCaps Ragequit
I'VE HAD ENOUGH I AM SO TIRED OF THIS $H!T I QUIT NICE KNOWING YOU BUT YOULL NEVER SEE ME ON HERE AGAIN SORRY BUT I JUST CANT THIS IS
- Nathan Waddell