Nathan's Laserium: Digita Sutra

140 Characters

Hi! I finally caved and joined Twitter.

Testing testing 1-2-3 is this thing on? LOL. 

Can you hear me? Anyone? 

I feel invisible. 

Please RT

 

My Blog

I wrote a poem

and it’s so so good

now to post it online

sit back and wait for the

comments

likes

shares

reblogs

to roll in

...

...

Nothing

...

I ask my roommate

Hey did you read my blog?

Oh, uh, yeah. What was it again?

A poem. I called it 'LOL'

Oh right. It was great! Gotta go!

Later, loser. Hit refresh on your way out.

A comment!

Very good dear it indeed make me "laughing out loud"

sigh

Thanks mom

 

140 Characters 2: The Tweetening

ICYMI, YOLO!

lol zomg idk jk smh

fml

:)

:(

¯\(ツ)/¯

kthnksbye!

#icanteventhinkofahashtag

#waitiguessijustdidlol

#smrt

please RT and fave ok

 

NSFW

Come into my office please

he said all too sweetly

and your stomach churned

you steel yourself

for his aggressive eye

and suggestive mouth

as you move to comply

he looks at you

it feels like ooze

he says:

Some people have been

        complaining

about your posts on Facebook

What? you stammer

b-but those are just

         breastfeeding photos

Yes well

We don't want to make anyone

          uncomfortable

Do we?

This is a church after all

 

140 Characters Version 3.0

Twitter's restrictions can be a bit tuff
140chars is never enuff
I s'pose things cudda been worse
imagine if tweets haddabe written in verse

 

#Hashtag: A TED Talk

It's a truism that #language is like life

it can adapt it can #evolve it can change

even fission into new #species aka dialects

the advent of the #internet accelerates this process

as we've seen with #emoticons and leetspeak and LOLCats

and now of course for the written word we have the #hashtag

it brings to mind the great #Cambrian Explosion of half a billion years ago

when #geologically speaking dozens of phyla spontaneously erupted

and advanced #lifeforms radiated outwards taking over our planet

of course many if not most of these species went #extinct

when they were wiped out by a bigass #asteroid

 

140 Characters IV: The Voyage Home

This is @nora21's wife. I'm sorry to say she passed away last night. She asked me to give her love & thanks to u all. You helped her so much

 

Selfie

I blame the iPhone and instagram

for the epidemic of epic self-pics

celebrity culture and the cult of Narcissus

vanity and vapidity and stupidity

but here's a little known fact for you

the duckface selfie

was actually

invented by Mexican drug lords

to defeat facial recognition software


 

140 Characters Part 5 The AllCaps Ragequit

I'VE HAD ENOUGH I AM SO TIRED OF THIS $H!T I QUIT NICE KNOWING YOU BUT YOULL NEVER SEE ME ON HERE AGAIN SORRY BUT I JUST CANT THIS IS

THE END

- Nathan Waddell