Internet Searchers Wear Sunglasses At Night So They Can, So They Can...

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I’m sensing a theme, internet searchers.  

You guys, you have so many questions about Corey Hart and wearing sunglasses at night!  I mean, I get it.  It’s a confusing time.  Why would you wear sunglasses at night?  Unless you’re a Blues Brother.  Or a vampire going incognito.  Or Corey Hart.  BUT WHY?  I want to help.  I know the deep longing you have to extract meaning from the song.  And I have helped, I’ve dissected the lyrics for you, I’ve parsed their meaning and extrapolated hypotheses and theories upon which to build a foundation of understanding.  

I sincerely have your back int this, internet searchers: Lyric Analysis of Corey Hart’s ‘Sunglasses At Night’

Aside from my essay on Lucy Westenra from Bram Stoker’s Dracula (which, as the single most popular post on the entire site, I wonder how many english lit professors have read under the ownership of different names - you college kids with your internet plagiarism, I’m wise to you), I feel like my greatest contribution to the online world will end up being an analysis of the lyrics of ‘Sunglasses At Night’.  

I don’t know whether to cry or brag.

You’re fucking welcome, Corey Hart.


- Corinne Simpson