Dear Self,

Are you ever going to update The Crypt? It HAS been a year...

Love,
Me


Dear Me,

I resent the implication that I've neglected my blog for a whole year. Even if it's true. Also, I have nothing to say.

Self


Dear Self,

Please try to maintain some form of regular posting schedule this year. Let's not call it a resolution, let's just call it Item One on the annual To Do list.

If you can't find something to blog about I will be forced to employ the services of Left Brain to keep things somewhat timely.

Best,
Me


Dear Me,

Foul! I hate Left Brain, he's such a downer. Alright, alright, I'll find something. Keep your shirt on.

Self