Such a little thing to ask for, really.

You know what this is, right?
An Addams Family pinball machine. I've been asking for one for... I don't know, ever? This gorgeous machine would look utterly perfect in literally any room in my home. And I would play it constantly. (Unlike my CSI Xbox 360 game which I only play periodically because I get frustrated when I can't swab Catherine or, also, you know, solve the crime.)

Item of note: the house this particular pinball machine is sitting in is not mine. That is somebody else's house. Some total stranger's home has MY PINBALL MACHINE sitting in it.

Seriously, people of the internet - take up a collection! Donate to this worthy cause and I'll let you come over and play for free. (Airfare to and from New Zealand is on you, though.)